we have rights too

[brevlyn hunter scott]

So we hear that you have a major problem. Has your son just told you
that he no longer wanted to play football and has been seeing another
boy for who knows how long? Did you catch your daughter making out
with another girl on the couch only to find out that she was not into boys
like you thought she was? Is this something that you feel that you can
not handle? Do you fear that your child has caught the gay disease....?


The gay disease? Is that what they are calling it these days? I did not
know that what I had was a disease. Did you know that my liking girls
while being a girl myself is a disease? It is like cancer, however these
people seem to think that they have an answer. Lets read on and see
what the brilliant plan to cure me is, shall we?

We here are Jamison Clarke Prepatory School feel that we have the
answer to all of your problems. Our school prides itself on being able
to put young boys and girls back on the right path and pull them out
of this dark place they have been sucked into. We want to make sure
that you can have the child back that you always knew that you had.

So basically, my mom and dad are going to send me to a school
filled with other girls who like girls for an entire year or however
long it takes until my disease is gone? Does that make sense to
any of you? Throwing a bunch of gay kids together is not the
cure to this problem they feel they have, but all I can say is...

SIGN ME UP
this is going to be one hell of a year